There's not one person out there who hasn't said or done something silly or stupid. Luckily, when we say something a tad bit embarrassing, we can just move on and forget that it ever happened (minus the occasional inside joke, of course). Unfortunately, celebrities don't have that luxury. When a famous person says something stupid, shocking, or insulting, the whole world knows about it. We've compiled this list of the strangest, funniest, and the most absurd statements that celebrities have been quoted saying.

#1. "Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something is crawling out of my scalp." — Joaquin Phoenix

#2. “I exude energy, dead entities cling to me. I had a spirit follow me into my house… Things were flying off the shelf. So my healer, she had to literally give me an exorcism. I know that sounds crazy, but it worked." — Kesha

#3. "So where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" — Christina Aguilera

#4. "She thought it would be interesting and romantic if we took a little razorblade and sliced our fingers, smeared a little blood on these lockets… From that we were wearing quart jars of blood around our necks… And we were vampires and we lived in a dungeon." — Billy Bob Thornton

#5. "Smoking kills. If you are killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." — Brooke Shields

#6. "It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people." — Axl Rose

#7. "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist." — Tara Reid

#8. "I love the smell of diapers. I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good." — Sarah Jessica Parker

#9. “The problem is these shoes are abusive. I can’t put them on alone. I’m not going to lie about it.” — Mariah Carey

#10. "I want Brooklyn to be christened, but don't know into what religion yet." — David Beckham

#11. "I've always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I'd kill myself if I was that fat." — Elizabeth Hurley

#12. "What is Walmart? Do they sell like wall stuff?" —Paris Hilton

#13. “I actually don’t like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don’t. I don’t like to think.” — Kanye West

#14. "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know it's very popular out there in Africa." — Britney Spears

#15. "And now the sequence of events, in no particular order." — Dan Rather

#16. "I don't think about anything too much. … If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out." — Pamela Anderson

#17. “There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.” — George W. Bush

#18. "I think that Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it is true lightness." — Alicia Silverstone

#19. "I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can't understand what the f*** I'm talking about." — Ozzy Osbourne

#20. "I'm pretty feminine. I think so … What does that mean, you're a lesbian or something?" — Farrah Abraham

#21. "The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush." — Sylvester Stallone

#22. "I've been noticing gravity since I was very young." — Cameron Diaz


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